These are the creepiest love song lyrics
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Clay Aiken.
Source: AP
LOVE can be difficult to articulate.
After all, there’s no universal definition for what gives you that warm, fuzzy feeling in your heart.
Still, that doesn’t change the fact that sometimes love song lyrics are just plain, “Huh?!?!”
Take the lyrics in these songs, for example.
1. BRITNEY SPEARS, “Sometimes”
“Sometimes I run/Sometimes I hide/Sometimes I’m scared of you.”
Britney Spears.
Source: Getty Images
If you’re scared of your boyfriend, that’s probbbably a red flag.
2. ENRIQUE IGLESIAS, “Escape”
“You can run/You can hide/But you can’t escape my love.”
Enrique Iglesias.
Source: Getty Images
We’ll see what the cops have to say about that, Enrique.
3. LFO, “Summer Girls”
“I’ll steal your honey like I stole your bike.”
LFO.
Source: Getty Images
This song is a mecca for bad lyrics, but seriously LFO, nobody wants to date a klepto.
4. SPICE GIRLS, “Wannabe”
“If you wanna be my lover/You gotta get with my friends.”
The Spice Girls.
Source: News Limited
Two words: Please don’t.
5. BACKSTREET BOYS, “As Long As You Love Me”
“I don’t care who you are/Where you’re from/What you did/As long as you love me.”
The Backstreet Boys.
Source: Getty Images
That’s really sweet, BSB, but you should, at the very least, know who your girlfriend is.
6. MAROON 5, “She Will Be Loved”
“I know where you hide/Alone in your car.”
Adam Levine. Nice face.
Source: Splash News Australia
Uh … Do we even want to know how you know that?
7. THE POLICE, “Every Breath You Take”
“Every breath you take/Every move you make/Every bond you break/Every step you take/I’ll be watching you.”
Sting.
Source: News Limited
Creep much, Sting?
8. CLAY AIKEN, “Invisible”
“If I was invisible/I would just watch you in your room.”
Clay Aiken.
Source: AP
Honestly, we could copy and paste the entire song here, because it’s all so creepy.
9. K-CI & JOJO, “All My Life”
“Close to me you’re like my mother/Close to me you’re like my father/Close to me you’re like my sister/Close to me you’re like my brother.”
K-Ci & JoJo.
Source: Supplied
How very “Flowers in the Attic.”
10. SAVAGE GARDEN, “I knew I Loved You”
“I knew I loved you before I met you/I think I dreamed you into life.”
Darren Hayes from the band Savage Garden.
Source: News Limited
Whenever someone says they had a dream about you — let alone a dream that you were his lover — it’s kind of creepy.
11. T-PAIN FT. LIL WAYNE, “Can’t Believe It”
“It ain’t nothing’ to the Pain/We could change that last name/What’s happenin’?”
T-Pain.
Source: AFP
Marriage? NBD to T-Pain.
12. AQUALUNG, “Strange and Beautiful”
“I’ll put a spell on you/You’ll fall asleep/And when I wake you I’ll be the first thing you see/And you’ll realise that you love me.”
Aqualung.
Source: Supplied
We’d search for soulmates on Tinder before we resorted to witchcraft. That’s some next level desperation.
