James Blunt takes on haters and wins

James Blunt tackles his online critics head on.
Source: AP
IN 2013 James Blunt not only released the second best-selling album of his career, but he also proved he’s the funniest celebrity on Twitter.
The Goodbye My Lover singer surprised a number of his online critics by responding to their derogatory comments with hilarious one-liners.
Here are 17 tweets that demonstrate why you shouldn’t mess with James Blunt:
As does your missus. RT @teamtommo58: James blunt your music sucks #fact
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 31, 2013
And no mortgage. RT @hettjones: James Blunt just has an annoying face and a highly irritating voice
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 24, 2013
Thanks for asking. RT @GenCassista: Does anyone still care about James Blunt?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 23, 2013
Nope, you’re on your own. RT @chickenoriental: I must be 1 of only 2 who genuinely likes every @jamesblunt song. The other person being him.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 12, 2013
Viagra and coffee mostly. RT @paigefergg: Bloody hell why is James Blunt still going
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 12, 2013
Kids these days have no imagination. RT @RyanHudson2009: Don’t know if I can imagine much worse than James Blunt’s new album
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) December 5, 2013
Glad you’re not my dentist. RT @AlastairBroon: Every time that James Blunt opens his mouth I’d like to punch him in it
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) November 18, 2013
Try singing it. RT @AltySi: I cannot put into words how much I hate James Blunt
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) November 11, 2013
I never liked the sound of my own voice. Till it made me rich. @SamanthaMika: Does anyone else HATE james blunt’s voice? I can’t stand it.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) November 1, 2013
Jesus only needed twelve. RT @garymoody65: @JamesBlunt why you only got 200k followers?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 29, 2013
I’m guessing you’re a philosopher. RT @ChrisPaJones: Why does James Blunt have a new album and why would people want that?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 28, 2013
Good sense of perspective there. RT @RobMakin: James Blunt’s back with a new single! This my be the worst thing that’s happened in my life.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 19, 2013
Damn thing’s always getting caught under my feet. RT @laurenlyall: Why does James Blunt sing like his willy is being stood on?
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) October 16, 2013
I love that you’re not ashamed to admit you have both. RT @EugeneBarnardo: I love James Blunt as much as I love herpes.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) September 20, 2013
You’ll never live this down. RT @JacJV: SHOCK NEWS!!! I have actually found myself liking and tapping foot to a JAMES BLUNT song!?!!
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) September 1, 2013
Stays in James Blunt. RT @iAreAbby: Whatever happens to James Blunt.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 25, 2013
Like Yoda you speak. RT @vivadasilvas: James Blunt. What a twat he is.
— James Blunt (@JamesBlunt) June 6, 2013